Ode to Costco

Ode to Costco

I'm trying poetry. Should I give up my day job? LOL.

Ode to Costco --
they have big TVs for tiny dollars
and lamb chops that come all the way from Zealand
and wild cod by the kilo
and all sorts of other things
which you know you don't need
but you still want anyway
and it's packaged in vast quantity
which makes it more attractive
and you need to be a member
with your executive membership card
and it makes you half crazy
but then that's why you want to shop there
and olive oil is on sale
so you get a forklift and buy a pallet
and it's all just such a bargain
and it's all just so surreal
then you drive home in a frenzy
and you take your medication

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